JOB TITLE | An Ageless Wonder [Who May Be Unjustly Out of Work For The Time Being]
Shark Club Sports | Bar | Grill is looking for an Ageless Wonder with sweet hands and even sweeter hair. Job Duties: sporadic push-ups, inspirational advice as required, maybe pour a few beers every once in a while?
- Certified sick flow, a general trendsetter with hair styles
- A fan base that travels
- Born in and around February 15, 1972
- Charming accent, preferably Czech
- Knowledge of the following cities: Pittsburgh, Washington, New York, Philadelphia, Dallas, Boston, New Jersey, Florida
- Left handed shooters, only (who play on the right hand side)
- Minimum 5 Art Ross Trophies
SALARY RANGE: Def not McDavid numbers, but like, unlimited burgers?